deathmoth:

*posts literally anything*

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inner-little-outer-comfort:

Little Joke

What do vegetarian zombies eat? 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

G-R-AAAAA-IIIIII-N-S!!!! 🌾 🌱

2eini:

I don’t care who kisses who as long as it’s not me

A novel by me, an asexual

fluffymcmuffins:

PUT YOUR HOOPS IN AND REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

drama-loving-llama:

if your dreams ever get crushed, snort them back up like cocaine and move along with your life

That deep moan you do in her ear while you’re all the way in her, will get her wetter then you think.

your-fav-babygirl:

So fucking hot

(Source: tastelessfashion, via dionymes)

just-shower-thoughts:

A cactus is just a really aggresive cucumber.

knowanoah:

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

(via knee-scrapers)